Excerpted from my SfN itinerary

366 conflicts found in your Itinerary.

A bit overboard? Nah...

Poster Presentations I Absolutely Have to See At SfN, Part 1

"Cocaine, dance communication, and responsiveness to reward in honey bees" -- A. B. BARRON, R. MALESZKA, G.E. ROBINSON

Dem Pitchline, Usable For Next Five Years

"Family Values. They talk the talk, we walk the walk."

Abstracts as Existential Philosophy

So I'm reading a paper, and I get to the last sentence of the abstract:

This theory defines optimal behaviour in a world characterized by uncertainty, and provides a coherent way of describing sensorimotor processes.

I fully expect no one else to be particularly amused by this, but I was laughing out loud.