I'm working with people who are sane!
Holy crap! The lab I'm rotating in doesn't require that our lab notebooks be the standard design with numbered pages, obvious if you ever take out any pages, etc. You know, the way everyone's always required to use them because 20 years ago everyone actually had to use notebooks because they didn't all have laptops and it was physically possible to keep your data in a non-electronic fashion.
It's so sensible!
...I have this horrible urge to go get an old-fashioned lab notebook, just so I'll be able to find everything when I need it.