I have no idea where I first got this link from... but I've already seen it three or four times today so I won't feel too guilty about not giving credit where credit is due.
Anyways... I would like to introduce you to the stupidest person on the planet still capable of using a computer. So stupid, in fact, that I highly suspect that we will inevitably discover his persona is a ruse: perhaps a liberal masquerading as a crazed pro-lifer for humor, or a crazed pro-lifer attempting to fulfill some diabolical plan of trolling the entire internet. Regardless, either the word "crazed" or the word "stupid" will definitely apply once the dust settles. Have fun.