Ugh.

You will receive no commentary on last night's game. Unless I'm right and there was a magnet in the ball (or potentially a disembodied spirit inhabiting Miami's stadium), the Mavs deserved to lose that.

Although I did learn that James Posey has a degree in forensic science, so I can never wish ill upon him again. Also, we totally want CBS to launch "CSI NBA," a television show about James Posey fighting crime. It'll be awesome. Because who doesn't want to see Kobe Bryant carried off the court in handcuffs?