Basic violation of the NFL Theorems?
I just got back from a quick jaunt to the bookstore to pick up a new lab notebook to discover a note that read as follows:
Downstairs by Coke machine
I must've just missed it or something. Although he may have meant the lecture room down the hall from there... in which case it seems like a bad idea to wander into some random person's thesis defense fifteen minutes in just so I can grab a fruit plate.
Yeah, I know: give me a few months.
Regardless, I think this will quickly become one of my favorite parts of working in academia...